“Hey, I just want to ask you,
Have you been Saved!”
Do you mean recently saved?
“No, have you Ever been Saved?”
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Saved from what?
“Saved from Death through Jesus Christ!”
I’m Human, I’m going to die, nice try!
“Not if you are Born Again right now!”
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Listen! I’m not dead yet, am I?
Why would I want to be Born Again Now!
Can’t we put that one off until I’m Dead?
I mean, who wants to be Bottle Fed?
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“Don’t you want Eternal Life?”
Well maybe you should ask my wife!
I mean life is filled with strife,
Even sometimes with my Only Wife!
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“Well this will be in the Kingdom of God!”
Listen, having a President is bad enough!
Who wants to live forever Ruled by a King?
“Well, this King Died to Save Your Life!”
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What does His death have to do with my Life?
“Well He was Sacrificed on the Cross for your sins.”
Listen, I have the same rap sheet as the President.
One drunk driving 20 years ago, my Record’s clean!
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What Kind of Person Killed this Jesus
If he was deliberately Sacrificed?
“Well His Father in Heaven sent him
Down here to be Killed on the Cross for us!”
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What the hell kind of Father is that!
Is that the King you want to live forever with?
You can forget signing me up for That Life.
I”m better off having a short life with my wife!
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“Accepting Jesus as my personal Savior
Was the Best thing that has happened to me!
It changed my entire life, knowing He gave His life!”
Well seems to me you changed His Entire Life!
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Let me ask you something, since you’re a Christian?
“Ask me anything, I have a New Version Bible ready.”
If you Celebrate the Murder of the Son of God
Only to relieve your Guilty Feelings, Who won’t you Kill?
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I mean if this Jesus Died for Only You and IS God,
And you’re Glad to Murder God, who won’t you kill
To relieve many guilty feelings you will always feel?
“I assure you, it is Only God We Plan to Always Kill.”
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Uncle Larry Songs and Poems 