Have you heard or seen the news!
Some Strange String Theory Strangler
Is running wild down one-way streets,
Holding nooses chasing down wild geese!
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Screaming and shouting, “Life has no meaning!”
Demanding that “All human heads need stringing!”
Claiming, “Today I give the Universe it’s string cleaning!”
Killing any Nobel Prize committee questioning his meaning!
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The String Theory Strangler
The Nobel Prize Physics Wrangler
Is trying to string up and hang poor God again!
Is stringing up all who won’t even nod or grin!
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The strange String Theory Strangler,
The Most Wanted man on Earth,
Must be captured before he gives Birth
To a Universe that has no Worth!
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We are all frightened now that he’s on the run
Outside an Expanding Universe with a loaded gun!
He’s already folded up Several Dimensions
Now He’s after our only Three Honorable Mentions!
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Stop all String Theory Therapists in sight!
Kill the String Theory Strangler with a flashlight!
End this endless fright with your brightest might
Or we’ll have no Right Universe left in sight!
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Uncle Larry Songs and Poems 